30.12.08

some entertainment...

with the advent of youtube, it is now possible for people of diverse talents to have a platform to showcase their specialties. my visits to youtube has always been frequent, and the content that i look at largely revolves around music videos, comedy, and the like. came across this video recently and thought it might be worthwhile to share. watch it, and see my comments as well.



the following "singers" appear in the video in the order shown and the imitation of each discussed.

stef sun - very good as a opening.
karen mok - same as above.
selina ren - hmmm... not really. not yet. see below.
ella - haha! great!
faye wong - totally has the bochup tone. excellent!
coco - omg. great too.
cai qin - vintage. i think it resembles. not a fan of cai qin's.
xu ru yun - great work.
singer - also quite good.
stef (again) - good.
selina (again) - a little better than the first part.
ah mei - no-no... my only problem with this video. lacks the explosive factor.
karen (again) - great.
selina (again) - uh... ok i guess.
mixed - see how she changes the imitation with ease!

overall: you can find another vid that contains 3 extra cartoon characters. i feel the shin-chan and doraemon imitations are great. not sure about the final cartoon girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNAc0pACuc&feature=related

17.12.08

嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗。

乍看之下,似乎带着些许的贬意。

有些人甚至会对这一句在当下时代的可实性提出合理的质疑。

我们大可不去理会此句是否真的已不切实际,但我们方可将它解剖一番,欣赏它文化的一面。

男大当婚,女大当嫁。所要弄清楚的一件事就是这一句话是用在女生身上的。

这一句话,说尽了古时代女子彻底无奈的处境。对方是否豪门贵族,或是平民百姓,都不得由女方。其实,说穿了,男女双方的终身大事都不由自主。父母通常会做的,是尽量为自己的儿女找个门当户对的。政治婚姻也未尝不是不可能的。

但为何要用上鸡和狗等家畜呢? 以我浅薄的才学,这问题是我绝不能回答的。但是,科技是万能的:Google 一番,不只可以找到这一句话的典故,也可查到一些有趣的资料,如下:

嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗

释义
封建礼教认为,女子出嫁后,不论丈夫好坏,都要永远跟从。

来源
宋 · 欧阳修《代鸠妇言》:“人言嫁鸡逐鸡飞,安知嫁鸠被鸠逐。”

宋 · 赵汝鐩《古别离》诗:“嫁狗逐狗鸡逐鸡,耿耿不寐展转思。”

悲剧女性自我安慰的一种心理疗法。

男性贿赂女性的一种手段。

婚姻对女人来讲是一个圈套,不后悔的女人不多。因此,当洞房的花烛熄灭之际,也是女士苦不堪言之时。读过书的女士常常挺身而出挣扎,没受过教育的女士则如受内伤。嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,嫁给猴子满山走成了弱女子自我疗伤的良方。

嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,也是男人耍赖的手段之一。女人多是水性杨花,见异思迁,对男人抱有童话般的幻想,一旦看穿了男人的西洋景谁肯安份?于是,用此道安慰那些不甘心的女子,会培养她们无私奉献的精神。

嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,成全了不少家庭,因此,骗婚的男人对这一条古训最为佩服。

天下没有十全十美的事,世上的婚姻也卵是如此,一个女士,若是没有此种境界,气歪了鼻子活该。

嫁鸡随鸡,嫁狗随狗,也是女士们懒得离婚的借口之一,天下乌鸦一般黑,哪个男人是好东西?逃出这个圈套,跳入另一个陷阱,于其自个儿折腾自己,还不如双眼一闭死了心。

事实上有些男人连鸡狗都不如。

***

女人真是水性杨花,见异思迁的吗?这一点就不必多争论了,因为用一句话来描写一群人是不公平的一件事。不过,我在某刊物上也看见了这一段话:

The production of the next generation lies with the female. Therefore, it is only logical that she is selective in her choice of a mate.

有一点粗俗,但也不是毫无道理。

有一点是不可否认的,就是男人和女人是不同的。昨天从某电台的广播中,听到了 “女生似乎较敢于表达自己的情绪,喜欢就是喜欢,而且会说出来。男生就比较害羞了,不管你如何问他,他就是不会承认。如果男生较肯表达自己的情绪,世界是不是会好多了呢?”

所以,要等女方开口,也不是不可能。但是,等男方开口还是较常的事。也许男生是放不下自己的身段,把被拒绝吧!这也是一件没办法的事。。。无论男女,都回顾及自己的面子,可能男人比较在乎吧。。。

爱情来临时,我是否也该效仿广播主持人所说的话呢? 届时,再说吧!

PS. This is actually a very old post which was not published successfully because of a power shortage (I think) and was, luckily, saved as a draft. Saw it while going through my posts today and decided to complete it. However, I forgot what I wanted to say originally and so sought another way to finish this post. Still, I guarantee that the original content was interesting stuff - as my posts always are...

title not available.

there's no title because this post is written to contain various stuff of very distinct natures.

stuff 1
a few days ago, i signed up for a gmail account for misc. purposes. i already have 3 existing email accounts: hotmail, yahoo and webmail (school's) but it just doesn't seem enough.

ok, gmail has more space, but i don't really need that. it is seemingly better in terms of interface, but i didn't play with it much to know if that's really the case. but the most interesting thing is that it allows directing mail that's sent to your other accounts be directed to your gmail's. this is very handy especially when you have multiple email accounts, but you don't really want to check all of them every time, and that gmail is the one you often use.

i'm very tempted to change my main account to gmail, but thinking that i have to do all that importing and stuff makes the effort unwarranted... fyi, i'm actually very poor at all the tech stuff. only good at MS office. hardware, gadgets, etc... not my forte.

then, i recalled that, a few months back, i was using this program that allows me to add all my available email accounts into it, and it would automatically run when windows starts and checks all the accounts for new mail. i used the program for a while (like less than an hour) and ditched it because 1) it doesn't check webmail, which in fact is really my main email account and 2) the interface, while simple, is lacking in aesthetics. it simply tells you if you have new mail, and does nothing else. it seemed to not work for my hotmail account, and if you want to send / receive / read emails, you have to open your browser and go to your account.

wtf is that for? it's really stupid because while this program helps in notifying you about new emails, it does crap when you want to retrieve right on the spot. sometimes the mails are just junk. i don't want to check and realize that i've received some ads that tells me a secret crush is waiting for me, or that a miracle pill is on the way to strengthen my manhood.

so i looked up another program today and found one which works wonders, except that it doesn't check webmail. ok, maybe it can, but i don't understand the jargon well enough to know how it works. although i took computing at 'A' levels, it was pretty balls (in terms of my results) and the content wasn't that... advanced (for lack of a better word) to let you know much about computing.

sidetrack: when i was deciding which subjects i should take at 'A's, i looked at computing - and took it because i thought it's just going to be point-point, click-click, use MS office etc... nonsense. i did programming for most of the time and i sucked real hard. you really have to think at the level of the computer, which, for 99% of the time, is pretty stupid. i thought i'll flunk the thing, but perhaps the theory part helped a little. even the theory was damn dry - it was about more programming, albeit in a non-computer way. it discusses on the possible code you could write to solve a problem, which is most of the time maths and logic based.

some examples of these problems include writing programs that allow you to play blackjack, tic-tac-toe (i wrote one that works, my only accomplishment during my JC computing days) etc. apart from these problems, there was file manipulation, managing lists of data, etc, etc... super dry stuff. all in a DOS environment. kaoz!!

anyway, back to the issue. if you want to use the program that i'm using now, go to:

http://www.poppeeper.com/

and download it. heck the tech stuff, just add your accounts and give it your passwords. then set the frequency to auto-check your accounts. voila.

stuff 2
many weird dreams lately. last night i dreamt that i was in thailand, where i've never went before but i planned to.

it started at the pier, when i was waiting, with two other friends, a friend to arrive. apparently she was late, and she never came. so one of my friends decided to go ahead without her (wth?!) and as i only had cash and thus no card to pay for the ticket, the one who suggested to go ahead flashed her gold card and slot it into the machine. we chose the "full day, all sights" package for 100sgd. then we went into a dimsum restaurant to have a meal before setting off. we were contemplating if the "full day, all sights" included the dimsum meal. but before we knew it, we were off to thailand.

it seemed like thailand was a "theme park." entry was via crossing a small sea on a wooden plank, with hands as oars. wtf?! (on hindsight, it seemed plausible because it was only last week that protesters left the airports, so entry into thailand by sea was feasible. hmmm... current affairs in dreams??!!) the sea water was murky and supposedly deep, and i have no idea, nor wish to know, what was in those waters. we "oarred" as fast as we could and got to the pier, which looked like a kelong.

i started off by going to the "river" tourist spot. it was a real river, murky, and this time it was better - i was on a sampan. however, the sampan just seemed to be a few wooden sticks bound together by string, and that seemed really shitty especially when i saw the river to be filled with crocodiles. i steered my sampan to a floating shop, and talked to the shopkeeper. apparently, the sampan is meant to be flimsy, and if anyone drops into the river, crocodiles will attack. no shit. you die in a theme park. and the shopkeeper said it in a matter-of-factly way, like people are supposed to fall and get killed by crocodiles. what theme park is this?

i saw this big group of guys on a "boys' day out." approx 10+ of them around 20 years of age. they were clinging to some flimsy structure built on the river, and were hoping to stay away from the crocodiles. these boys were dressed in the usual manner guys dress in orchard road - t-shirt with jeans / berms and sneakers. they should be tourists too.

i asked them if they could lend me a hand as i was trying to steer my flimsy sampan, which was on the verge of breaking, to the flimsy structure (i guess this is what you call out from the kettle into the frying pan). then, my sampan broke apart and oh my, i thought i was going to die. i swam like crazy. luckily, one of the guys reached out and pulled me "ashore."

as i paused to catch my breath, i looked to my right and saw a former schoolmate waving to me. she was walking down this path that seemed to float on the river. said something about going to jump. i saw her walk to the end of the path, which was the edge of a waterfall, and jumped. jumped into a big quarry pool with dinosaurs bathing in it, and the background was totally foresty and primitive. oh my, what was i dreaming?!

then i decided to go back to my room for a rest. i went to the main building, but the doors were locked. i tried a door which led me to a gym and passing that, i went into the gym instructors' canteen. i was hungry, and i wanted food, even if it wasn't really for me - i suppose guests should be dining in a proper restaurant. the instructors all looked at me as if i'm some weirdo, and they were from this gym company that runs safra gyms. energyOne or something like that... and the food was all vegetarian. worse still, it appeared in the form akin to that of canteen 1 in BMTC. shit! messy, all thrown into metal containers, served by uncles and aunties with masks.

then i woke up.

had a few other funny dreams as well, but forgot. anyway... i think i wrote something long again.

2.12.08

100th post and going.

i knew that i had about 90+ posts already in this blog, and voila, this is already the 100th.

ok it's not a super big deal since my friends who blog, blog v v often... 100th is sthg they can get like within a year or so... me? this blog's bday was in the later half of 2006.

well, there were some deleted posts, some drafts, so if they were really still there, i wld hv hit 100... but nvm.

as i alr said, i only blog on things which r of significant interest to me. or rite now, when i juz thot of writing abt sthg. tis feeling usualli comes late at nite when ppl r likely zzz, too tired to chat on msn, and the stuff i wanna surf alr's been surfed.

on the sun tt juz passed went to my fren's place for MJ... only 3 of us so sar-kar (literally, not the other meaning). in the end, bo lai... n nobody gt all 4 animals so no one needed to treat anybody. went changi v for dinner... chatted... then sent both home.

expect to be designated "ahmad" for several more occassions to come...

only a few hrs ago went to holiday inn @ orchard for a 1-for-1 buffet dinner. since my fren's bday is today we gave him a treat. the food was ok, it was a gd place to relax n sit for 3 hrs... food wise ok la mai hiam. no complimentary parking wtf 8+ for 4 hr parking!

am talking to a fren who was in my jap2 class as i am writing tis. mayb its a banking n finance spec tradition to send resumes early, but i thot its qt gd in tt she can start building momentum to send the stuff. i dun think there r many positions which wld wait so long for her (likely to start in early may since tt's when exams all end) but perhaps some mgmt trainee positions shld b ok since they start looking for ppl ard tt time. mayb earlier, dunno. tt is if companies r taking their headcount freeze out of the freezer.

gd luck.

anyway... i dun hv much to write tis time. it's juz a short recount of wat happened tis past 2 days.