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was studying with my jie mei ah chai at one fullerton starbucks today... really sian cos not really studying much + too much to study + too many distractions. yes, many many distractions.

it was a pretty nice place. the weather's a bit hot so decided against sitting outside in the sun, though if the day was more cloudy and the wind more generous i would have sat outside to enjoy the sea (well actually not a lot of sea, plus the construction going on for IR - major eye sore).

the first distraction was a bunch of japanese students, dressed in their sch uni, entering the place. ok, seriously the number of ppl entering and leaving the place was a lot. for good reason, too - first, it has air con. beats the heat anytime.

secondly, its the place along the stretch where u can enter, browse / hang around and leave without buying anything. nope, you cant do that for the japanese restaurant... nor that lebanese cuisine restaurant... nope.

mix of guys and gals. again, it confirms that japanese gals fall into 2 categories - can make it, or cannot make it. as in looks wise. and of cos, who can talk about japanese students without reference to their uniform esp skirts and stockings?

the gals' skirts - real nice! very burberry-ish design. and worn real high up... reminds me of the time in JC where the teachers used to kaopei about the length of skirts... no higher than X inches above the knee. well who the fuck cares. for the sake of looks, who gives a damn (not guys for sure! hahaha).

the guys' uniform and shirts suck. just like our schools' in SG, though they can put on their own belts. most of the belts - and the bags they carry - total crap. hey, its supposed to be japan... harlow, fashion country of asia?!

heck the guys. none whose looks can make it. gals-wise... 1 pretty eyes, 1 pretty face (looks like a mix between jap and caucasian... woo hoo! but very thick thighs... damn). plus a few more with nice hair... and all with makeup. ok, still got the more obedient ones... ie skirt length v standard.

they were in there for quite a while, and, for whatever length of time it was, me and ah chai DID NOT study. why? see below...

1) we were studying jap. the cover of our text is "beginner level japanese for singaporeans 1" and we damn pai seh to show it. i think the jap students were sure laughing inside.

2) some of the gals are too pretty to take my eyes off. well, they were taken off, but taken off the text and put on the gals.

3) in the meantime another distraction came. this time, it was two ladies who wanted to buy some coffee. the place was really crowded and they wanted to get nearer to the counter. so they had to shove their way thru... but it was too crowded and they decided to stride over a chair that was at our table. the first lady is cannot make it. the second one...

pure explosive!

drop-dead gorgeous and stunningly tall. fair, nice hairdo, nice top and to top it all off, dressed in jeans that simply showed off her long, tender legs. that's what i call beautiful. legs... oh my.

and with assets to boot. and she just had to stand that way... i cant even describe it. pure hotness.

and, what's with a loose top if you dun have much stuff to fill it in with? oh well, seriously the babe should just do away with the hot pink top. everybody can see everything!!!

my guess is she's at least 1.75m in height. no surprise if even taller than i am (i'm 1.81m).

whew. i need the north pole to cool me down.

anyway, back to study... chit chatted as usual, topic shifted to transsexuals in thailand. recently, i saw a short newsclip on CNA featuring a transsexual pageant in thailand. jeez if the broadcaster did not mention it was a transsexual pageant i would have seriously mistaken the contestants to be real women. look, u cant deny that they are really hot... and pretty... more woman than a woman!

i mean, u noe they are men deep down (yes, down there) but hey, dun deny that you switch channels the minute u see them. come on, u juz cant rite! and u start wondering... how can a guy be so pretty and perfect - from shoulders to figures to legs... to faces dammit! voices too!

and the irony is they have stuff down there! hello!!

haha the immediate newsclip only served to give a hilarious moment. it was another beauty pageant, for real women this time. i looked at them... and i think its the after effect of the trans pageant... somehow these real women, while gorgeous, were somehow losing in some aspects.

it's not like i take a real fancy to guys. but then... these trans... i can only say they're made in heaven. or, surgically made, but you've gotten got some stuff in you if you wanna become a really hot and beautiful trans.

oh well. i think i read somewhere that some of the most beautiful women in this world are men. an example: marilyn monroe. was on the top list for some beautiful women list. heard "she" was actually male, of cos went under the knife la! hmmm... food for thot? just some extra info.

ok better stop writing and get back to work. this entry's really long!!!

pretty much does it...

yeap... the toughest week has passed...

forensic paper = CLEAR!
strategic management = CLEAR!

whew... esp strat. mgmt... really killed me with an overflow of information... dun even know where and how to start... luckily the paper was still do-able and altho i reached like 5 min late, i was able to stay composed (i'm sure i had time for a short toilet break too, as i was thinking of bua long long walk to toilet and come back... yes... strolling there and back... to jus show how slack i was...)

luckily i had my friend to "rely" abit on... thks... the discussion sessions online and over phone really worked. at least it was for me, hope it went well for u too!!

i'm qt lucky i guess, cos i really fin my forensic paper realli fast... left aft 1hr... cos i gotta go back to prep for the strategic case... 23 papers with 2 columns each. so roughly tat translates to 40 pages of case. dammit! and given like 4 days b4 exam. think got enuff time meh?!

well its all over... not all, but left 1 paper which i SU-ed.. and another is like dunno how far away. my jap 1 paper, actualli as i conscientiously did my jap hw and revision for the entire sem i wasn't really worried much abt this final paper. but i will try to do as best as i can... getting like A- is enuff for me to slap myself 1 time.

till nxt wk then... while i catch up on slp... my insatiable cravings for online entertainment... perhaps some new clothes? tutoring students... etc...

oh... another song to recco to all... i haven been able to upload youtube vids for some time... i dunno where's the screw up?? blogger?? youtube?? my account?? no idea...

credits to dan who recco-ed me this song. hope u like it...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tqnIbni-aK0

i'll c if i can fix up the posting of youtube vids to my blog... well... till next blog!!!

retail therapy... it works!

i can't take it anymore, so i decided to drop by queensway shopping centre for some retail therapy (to use the correct term).

the main reason is i simply can't take another look at the words in the stupid strategic textbook and i'm almost energy-strapped to the max.

basically, i bought all my stuff in the first half of my duration spent there... about 1 hr. the other hr, i just dropped by the shops which i didn't think i would buy anything from. as in, would not buy EVER. i mean, i was just passing by some of them and then, hey, just go in la! maybe got something to buy?

so the second half was spent walking around the entire complex. never mind that i had already bought what i wanted. never mind that i got pretty lost in that place. never mind that i passed the same shop at least 2 times. never mind that i rotated between the first and second floors.

never damn mind!

i think it's just the walking around... is thereupatic.

well... i wanted to buy another pair of shoes, a pair of slippers, a slingbag, one more tee... well.

i dunno. i suppose this is how gals feel when they go shopping? like there's always something else to buy. like even if there's nothing to do, just walking around is ok.

PS i wanted to buy but my resources are out. ha, guess i can earn them from my hols work and tuition.

how to change a baby's clothes... (obviously, this is not the way to do it!)

some days have passed since the brand's competition, so it's time to get back to school work again... as of last night my sharing folder with jas was updated with some perky photos... these photos show me, as a potentially great husband and father, can change a baby's clothes in public. for each photo, there'll be a short note on what's going on, and what to look out for.

the additional thing is changing the clothes in public. i did the changing in NBS-FAL, which is always packed with students busy at work. plus, it was early afternoon at that time, so the crowd was at its peak. but dun worry, if i can pull it off, anybody also can.

photos courtesy of jas and erienne. my two gorgeous babe-friend group mates and gossip kakis.

no SD card memory was wasted or any plastic baby dolls harmed in this demo. PS: there shld be a video of me doing this. but! i dunno if my grp mates have uploaded it. nvm.

First, take baby out from plastic bag / whatever u use to carry the baby. do not change the baby in the plastic bag! very dark and cannot maneuver as req'd. tho does not apply to plastic doll babies, pls take care of your *real* baby.

have all necessary items on one side when you can reach them easily, so that as baby kicks up a bloody fuss, you know where the pacifier is. and of cos, when u noe where yr stuff is, u r unlikely to put on the baby's fists it's shoes or it's feet the gloves made for warmth. and, pacifier shuts babies up.

baby is naked and ready for change. changing a baby in a public place is really a major piss! as u can see, the person sitting to my right is so frustrated (look at position of both elbows... likely hands are on the head, a sign of frustration!!!) as she dun wanna change the baby in FAL (bad mom! bad example. do not learn).

do not fret. hold the baby by its back. with other hand, have the clothes ready. of cos, some space (the table in front of me) is good. cos later, u might need some space to put the baby when it gets pissy and piss all on you, but u cant dump it away, so gotta put it somewhere.

if clothes are very messy and not properly ironed, use hands to sort the mess out (duh! use legs meh?!)

remember the space i told u to reserve for the baby if u need both hands free? yup, now's an example...

HEY! where's the baby?

oh... in the plastic bag. pls do not do this to a real baby.

oh, btw, as mentioned but juz to say again, no plastic babies harmed during this entire demo process.

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO. CHANGING BABIES IN A PLASTIC BAG IS NOT VERY DESIRED. PLUS, IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY COOL OR PRO (especially when i said i'll change the clothes in public. so i'll do it openly).










(do not) position baby as shown, face down is for demo purposes only. see, the space u reserved comes in handy! get ready yr barang-barang, then start the changing.












put over the baby's overalls and adjust as required. plus, the head shld always be on a supported position, and of cos not as shown in the demo. who cares, its not the correct way to do it anyway!











make all necessary adjustments... such as sleeves and the collar. then, touch up with buttons and etc. obviously you cannot hold the baby like this cos it will suffocate. speaking of which...

WHERE'S MY GRP MATES???!!!

(oh. both go and take photos of me displaying great acts of fatherly love... ok.. thanks alot babes...)





put on the baby's cap / hat cos it's rather botak and will feel cold esp in aircon room. and pls, not such a position pls! neck will be fractured and baby might be in danger. anyway, put cap on. ideally, same color as overalls so that it looks nice.











lastly, when all is done, take the pacifier and shove it into the baby's mouth. as u can imagine, with my rather *gentle* changing methods the baby, even if it is the deepest sleeper in the world, will wake up crying me deaf. take pacifier and pacify it... if req'd, some milk in the bottle to my right will also do an excellent job.








changing is done! additional bonus to baby: pacifier! look at how loving i am ... and i just did it!!! finished a challenging task in a public place! WOOHOO!

this pic shows my crowning moment.

kudos to the photographers.








"oh, baby... u like daddy? u like how daddy changed clothes for you?"

"u better make sure i win on friday ok, or i'm gonna smack your ass so hard you wished you haven had an ass (just joking baby)!"










baby... cute hor?! kawaii ne!

wait... haven u just been out from mommy for a few months? why does yr tummy look like the 5 months yr mommy was? hey, who the hell... who the hell screwed you... i mean.. i think i never change the clothes properly la.









hai... how my grp mates slogged thru the days to bring to life our concept... well babes... the prize money shld give u a nice decent major relaxing session of spa, jacuzzi, sauna, full body massage, etc... jeez... the eye bags... may they be gone soon!










and now, fast fwd to a meeting room at cerebos. we are now reporting LIVE! on the conversation between two contestants in the competition, debating over several important issues that needed immediate resolve! (scripted!!!)

"eh... the money ah... go where eat? seafood buffet? i want oysters!"

"the leftover sum... can go get the Jimmy Choos i wanted so badly! The rest goes towards my next LV bag..."

"SK-II masks ah... but I wan a Dior fragrance..."

heh heh heh.. after competition all 3 teams damn relaxed... of cos la...

look at the cerebos sign... like a source of light, so bright its shining on the lives of people ard the globe... (wa, i oso think i very sweet-mouthed... free promotion of cerebos...)

3rd place.

yes, i got 3rd place. wasn't really planning to write anything abt this event, rather inspired by my grp mate for the competition. her blog la.

somehow i believed we shld hv a better position than 3rd... its greed, but so what?

but somehow aft u acknowledge it, its much better...

i think i understand better what framing n reference points r all abt... this stuff's my fyp... damn.

anw, juz add this to my exp and resume lor... what else...

slp real lots n woke up late. then rot ard, aft go marsiling to my new students' place... yes, group tuition... triplets...

more stuff up ahead, with tuition, part-time work (maybe. seriously i think i gg to be so bz i dun hv much time for part-time work) n stuff... i wanna enjoy!

oh well, dun hv anything to write le.

scandalously yours.

PS i love this new signing off. tot of it offhand... qt creative rite... tickles yr imagination n grabs yr attention!! scandals (wah, with an 's'...!!) - with whom? dun worrie, i'm pretty scandal-free... things usually dun happen to mi often.

rite... as if u believe... i tried to be realli credible. doesnt seem to work v well as i heard frm my frens' feedback!!!