how to change a baby's clothes... (obviously, this is not the way to do it!)

some days have passed since the brand's competition, so it's time to get back to school work again... as of last night my sharing folder with jas was updated with some perky photos... these photos show me, as a potentially great husband and father, can change a baby's clothes in public. for each photo, there'll be a short note on what's going on, and what to look out for.

the additional thing is changing the clothes in public. i did the changing in NBS-FAL, which is always packed with students busy at work. plus, it was early afternoon at that time, so the crowd was at its peak. but dun worry, if i can pull it off, anybody also can.

photos courtesy of jas and erienne. my two gorgeous babe-friend group mates and gossip kakis.

no SD card memory was wasted or any plastic baby dolls harmed in this demo. PS: there shld be a video of me doing this. but! i dunno if my grp mates have uploaded it. nvm.

First, take baby out from plastic bag / whatever u use to carry the baby. do not change the baby in the plastic bag! very dark and cannot maneuver as req'd. tho does not apply to plastic doll babies, pls take care of your *real* baby.

have all necessary items on one side when you can reach them easily, so that as baby kicks up a bloody fuss, you know where the pacifier is. and of cos, when u noe where yr stuff is, u r unlikely to put on the baby's fists it's shoes or it's feet the gloves made for warmth. and, pacifier shuts babies up.

baby is naked and ready for change. changing a baby in a public place is really a major piss! as u can see, the person sitting to my right is so frustrated (look at position of both elbows... likely hands are on the head, a sign of frustration!!!) as she dun wanna change the baby in FAL (bad mom! bad example. do not learn).

do not fret. hold the baby by its back. with other hand, have the clothes ready. of cos, some space (the table in front of me) is good. cos later, u might need some space to put the baby when it gets pissy and piss all on you, but u cant dump it away, so gotta put it somewhere.

if clothes are very messy and not properly ironed, use hands to sort the mess out (duh! use legs meh?!)

remember the space i told u to reserve for the baby if u need both hands free? yup, now's an example...

HEY! where's the baby?

oh... in the plastic bag. pls do not do this to a real baby.

oh, btw, as mentioned but juz to say again, no plastic babies harmed during this entire demo process.

THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO. CHANGING BABIES IN A PLASTIC BAG IS NOT VERY DESIRED. PLUS, IT DOESN'T LOOK VERY COOL OR PRO (especially when i said i'll change the clothes in public. so i'll do it openly).










(do not) position baby as shown, face down is for demo purposes only. see, the space u reserved comes in handy! get ready yr barang-barang, then start the changing.












put over the baby's overalls and adjust as required. plus, the head shld always be on a supported position, and of cos not as shown in the demo. who cares, its not the correct way to do it anyway!











make all necessary adjustments... such as sleeves and the collar. then, touch up with buttons and etc. obviously you cannot hold the baby like this cos it will suffocate. speaking of which...

WHERE'S MY GRP MATES???!!!

(oh. both go and take photos of me displaying great acts of fatherly love... ok.. thanks alot babes...)





put on the baby's cap / hat cos it's rather botak and will feel cold esp in aircon room. and pls, not such a position pls! neck will be fractured and baby might be in danger. anyway, put cap on. ideally, same color as overalls so that it looks nice.











lastly, when all is done, take the pacifier and shove it into the baby's mouth. as u can imagine, with my rather *gentle* changing methods the baby, even if it is the deepest sleeper in the world, will wake up crying me deaf. take pacifier and pacify it... if req'd, some milk in the bottle to my right will also do an excellent job.








changing is done! additional bonus to baby: pacifier! look at how loving i am ... and i just did it!!! finished a challenging task in a public place! WOOHOO!

this pic shows my crowning moment.

kudos to the photographers.








"oh, baby... u like daddy? u like how daddy changed clothes for you?"

"u better make sure i win on friday ok, or i'm gonna smack your ass so hard you wished you haven had an ass (just joking baby)!"










baby... cute hor?! kawaii ne!

wait... haven u just been out from mommy for a few months? why does yr tummy look like the 5 months yr mommy was? hey, who the hell... who the hell screwed you... i mean.. i think i never change the clothes properly la.









hai... how my grp mates slogged thru the days to bring to life our concept... well babes... the prize money shld give u a nice decent major relaxing session of spa, jacuzzi, sauna, full body massage, etc... jeez... the eye bags... may they be gone soon!










and now, fast fwd to a meeting room at cerebos. we are now reporting LIVE! on the conversation between two contestants in the competition, debating over several important issues that needed immediate resolve! (scripted!!!)

"eh... the money ah... go where eat? seafood buffet? i want oysters!"

"the leftover sum... can go get the Jimmy Choos i wanted so badly! The rest goes towards my next LV bag..."

"SK-II masks ah... but I wan a Dior fragrance..."

heh heh heh.. after competition all 3 teams damn relaxed... of cos la...

look at the cerebos sign... like a source of light, so bright its shining on the lives of people ard the globe... (wa, i oso think i very sweet-mouthed... free promotion of cerebos...)