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listen to the sound of nature... in the toilet!
if u dun think so well why does going to the toilet is to answer "nature's call?" it means to let go... yup... let it all out. that's nature, humans were born to eat and shit what!
yah today's entry is a bit disgusting to some but to me it is all very natural. if not please get an artificial system to clear your "produce" and then we can all see who's really the disgusting thing. YOU!
anyway was in the toilet today when i was presented with the sound of music. imagine yourself at the beach, and there is some inland wind. of course, the sound you will hear is the sound of waves, but just right beside your ear is the rushing of wind.
of course what i experienced today was not so dramatic. i compare mine to a river. smooth and pure. crystal clear. i went to relieve myself after sitting and becoming fossilized in the process in the FAL for almost 3 hours. not too long but long enough to make me cold and then you know what happens... toilet call.
i heard a distinct wee-wee sound. now i know why ppl call it wee-wee. apart from the splattering of "liquid" onto the toilet bowl, listen carefully the next time for a sound so subtle, when you hear it, it's absolutely INSPIRATIONAL. remember this is the theme for my blog.
how does the wee-wee sound come from? i did not bother to google it or whatever as it doesn't concern me. however, it is music to the ears. it reminds me that i am alive and that relieving is an experience only you can feel it yourself. imagine the wooh after the whole thing.
probably it has something to do with the filling of air after liquid is being released from a container. i think its like a balloon, blow it up and then let it go. you hear the wee-wee, but that's no liquid. so how come? anyway, i'll be happy if anyone can provide an answer to another of life's mysterious questions.
however the bloody disgusting thing is that one guy came out of the cubicle with flushing but no washing of hands! shit! how barbaric undergrads nowadays arh, altho i'm one of them i feel so sad ppl who are in a bloody uni can behave like he's from some rural country (like lim chu kang). hope he doesn't go back to fal to use the computer, otherwise the mouse and keyboard will be so "personalized."
anyway i saw the really tall girl i was talking about in my previous entry today in the canteen. ok she bought drinks and pau. frankly on second look not very pretty la but only ok. she even taller than me leh wa kao! no i have nothing against tall girls but then i cannot help but not say this. hopefully, i'll see her again in her skimpy skirt again that flies in the wind. yes, long gorgeous legs. hoo yah...
end...
if u dun think so well why does going to the toilet is to answer "nature's call?" it means to let go... yup... let it all out. that's nature, humans were born to eat and shit what!
yah today's entry is a bit disgusting to some but to me it is all very natural. if not please get an artificial system to clear your "produce" and then we can all see who's really the disgusting thing. YOU!
anyway was in the toilet today when i was presented with the sound of music. imagine yourself at the beach, and there is some inland wind. of course, the sound you will hear is the sound of waves, but just right beside your ear is the rushing of wind.
of course what i experienced today was not so dramatic. i compare mine to a river. smooth and pure. crystal clear. i went to relieve myself after sitting and becoming fossilized in the process in the FAL for almost 3 hours. not too long but long enough to make me cold and then you know what happens... toilet call.
i heard a distinct wee-wee sound. now i know why ppl call it wee-wee. apart from the splattering of "liquid" onto the toilet bowl, listen carefully the next time for a sound so subtle, when you hear it, it's absolutely INSPIRATIONAL. remember this is the theme for my blog.
how does the wee-wee sound come from? i did not bother to google it or whatever as it doesn't concern me. however, it is music to the ears. it reminds me that i am alive and that relieving is an experience only you can feel it yourself. imagine the wooh after the whole thing.
probably it has something to do with the filling of air after liquid is being released from a container. i think its like a balloon, blow it up and then let it go. you hear the wee-wee, but that's no liquid. so how come? anyway, i'll be happy if anyone can provide an answer to another of life's mysterious questions.
however the bloody disgusting thing is that one guy came out of the cubicle with flushing but no washing of hands! shit! how barbaric undergrads nowadays arh, altho i'm one of them i feel so sad ppl who are in a bloody uni can behave like he's from some rural country (like lim chu kang). hope he doesn't go back to fal to use the computer, otherwise the mouse and keyboard will be so "personalized."
anyway i saw the really tall girl i was talking about in my previous entry today in the canteen. ok she bought drinks and pau. frankly on second look not very pretty la but only ok. she even taller than me leh wa kao! no i have nothing against tall girls but then i cannot help but not say this. hopefully, i'll see her again in her skimpy skirt again that flies in the wind. yes, long gorgeous legs. hoo yah...
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